Psssst! My Child And I Are Talking About Yours

Mother-Daughter bonding is all gossip.

Mother with her child. Image source

Dearest Parent,

I know Sebastian was rude to the teacher today. He did not settle down after repeated calls by the teacher. And now he is home with a hot-red mark while my daughter came home with a green mark. Score!

Know why your daughter Emma came home with a yellow score from the teacher? She did not focus during classes. I mean, why? Did you feed her? Cos I fed my child and she returned home with a green score from the teacher. Bazing!

Everyone knows Green is well-behaved. Yellow is not-so-well-behaved and Red is—well you know cos your child has it to convey the teacher’s anger!

I think in the next Parent-Teacher Meeting, I will look for Karen’s mother to ask why she pulled out the chair from under Amy. What outrage!

Also get this people, because it was so funny when it was being narrated to me—Maria has a nasty fart!

And finally because I saved the last for the best— Sofia Flores and Matt Lucas kissed in the class and the teacher caught them!

I have to run people. My daughter will soon be back and I’m sure she cannot wait to tell me once again, all about your child.

Wait—is your child telling you all about mine? What are they saying? All lies, I’m sure!